Ma Schlong

The Ultimate Champion

A distant second cousin of three time olympic gold medalist Ma Long. And that is the only time you can use the word "second" when talking about Ma Schlong. He has the hardest shot, the craftiest spins, the strongest abs, the biggest paddle - the list could go on forever!

Normal ping pong got too easy for him so he only plays PingPossible now - the only game in the world that will offer him a true challenge. The old legend has it that Schlong once played with 50 PingPossible cards simultaneously. Only thing harder than winning Ma Schlong is his left nipple.

Schlong's PingPossible Favourites:
Favourite Card: The Bruce Lee Special
Favourite Weapon: A Shoe
Favourite Game-Mode: The Battle

"The key is not the will to win… everybody has that. It is the will to absolutely humiliate your opponent that makes you a champion.”"
-Ma Schlong, 2000

"Visa mig en spelare som är nöjd med normal ping pong, då ska jag visa dig Jari Sillanpääs flickvän."
-Studvig Borga, 2010

Studvig Borga

The Fairy Viking

The angy Swedish twin brother of the legendary wrestling champion and a genius politican Ludvig.

The strongest, meanest and raunchiest ping pong player on the planet. Thinks a paddle is for pussies and oftentimes plays without one.

Studvig is not, as they say, the sharpest tool in the shed. But a ping pong paddle is not so sharp either so the game fits him well.

Borga's PingPossible Favourites:
Favourite Card: Up In The Ass of Timo
Favourite Weapon: None (prefers to play without a paddle)
Favourite Game-Mode: The Arcade

Michelle Bombmama

The First Lady of Ping Pong

Once the first lady of the greatest country in the world, Michelle has now dedicated her life to ping pong and gun control. Her aim is to end gun violence by collecting all the weapons to herself. She just loves the raw power of a big juicy AR-15.

Once Michelle heard that you can now use different weapons when playing ping pong it was all over - she became the ping pong ambassador and the face of a change in the ping pong community. All she does now is traveling the world collecting guns and playing PingPossible with her husband B. Hussein Bombmama in their Washington home called The Black House.

Bombmama's PingPossible Favourites:
Favourite Card: The Lara Croft
Favourite Weapon: Desert Eagle
Favourite Game-Mode: The Fight

"YES WE CAN Make Ping Pong Great Again"
-Michelle Bombmama, 2008

"This isn't even my final form!"
-Ping Person, 2030

Ping Person

The Impossible

Ping Person thinks we should not force people to call it “ping pong” or “table tennis” to avoid discrimination arising from the impression that there are terms for which one is more suited than another. We should be going towards non-binary pong which PingPossible prides itself to be.

It doesn’t matter if you have a big paddle, small paddle or no paddle at all. It doesn’t matter if your paddle is black, red, yellow or a shoe. It’s all cool in PingPossible.

Person's PingPossible Favourites:
Favourite Card: The House Rule
Favourite Weapon: A Paddle
Favourite Game-Mode: Plays by it's own rules

Frutti di Marek

The Ping Pong Hating Pizza Enthusiast

Pong Pete's only son, Frutti di Marek (formerly know as Pizza Pete), started hating ping pong at a very young age. His dad was always playing, never home, lost all the time and spent all the family's money to better paddles, tables and balls.

Once Marek turned 18 he moved to Italy and changed his name from Pizza Pete to Frutti Di Marek to distance himself from his dad and start a new, ping pong-free life. Nowadays he eats so much pizza he's starting to look like one.

He vowed he would never play ping pong - unless there were a way to completely change the game.

Well, nothing is impossible Marek . . .

Mareks' PingPossible Favourites:
Favourite Card: The Violent Food Delivery Man
Favourite Weapon: A Pizza Shovel
Favourite Game-Mode: The Gambler

"I want pizza with my face on it."
-Frutti di Marek, 2020

"Ball lives matter."
-Timo Ball, 2018

Timo Ball

A Ping Pong Ball

An arch enemy of German table tennis legend Timo Boll, grew frustrated with his life and ping pong at a young age since Boll always hit him and played with him. Timo Ball wanted to be taken seriously and not to be played with. It hasn't changed much from those days and Timo still gets hit regularly.

If you want to save Timo Ball, buy him a trip to your house now!

Balls' PingPossible Favourites:
Favourite Card: The MULTIBALL!
Favourite Weapon: A Pillow
Favourite Game-Mode: The Arcade

Ice Pube

The Enemy

A hairy battle rapper straight from Pongton formed his own group N.W.A. (Naggers Without Attitude) to compete with #PongPosse. After Ma Schlong humiliated Pube in the first Battle Mode Olympics the N.W.A. group fell apart. He's trying to from a new group to challenge #PongPosse to one last battle.

Pube's PingPossible Favourites:
Favourite Card: The Target Man
Favourite Weapon: AK-47
Favourite Game-Mode: The Battle

"Today I didn't even have to use my AK - today was a bad day."
-Ice Pube, 2008

"Can we check the meeting agenda one more time?"
-Mr.Business

Mr. Business

The Company Man

Couldn't care less about ping pong since he's too busy at work, playing the greatest game on earth: The MeetingSanity!

Mr. Business' MeetingSanity Favourites:
Favourite Card: The Agenda Man
Favourite Weapon: A Video Projector
Favourite Game-Mode: The Long Meeting

• Play MeetingSanity!